{"id":409,"date":"2012-09-05T21:30:33","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T05:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tea-tank.com\/?p=409"},"modified":"2012-09-05T21:33:14","modified_gmt":"2012-09-06T05:33:14","slug":"the-earl-of-grey-smells-like-a-princess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tea-tank.com\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"The Earl Of Grey Smells Like a Princess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tea-tank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/120805_earlsmellspretty_go.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-425\" title=\"120805_earlsmellspretty_go\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tea-tank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/120805_earlsmellspretty_go.jpg\" alt=\"Earl of Grey Smelling Pretty\" width=\"400\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.tea-tank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/120805_earlsmellspretty_go.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.tea-tank.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/120805_earlsmellspretty_go-300x273.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tazo&#8217;s Earl Grey (tea bag format) was the one tea that got me through a week of instructing a martial arts kids camp. My body is very anti-mornings. Whatever it is about my chemistry, mornings are just not for me. Getting up to do a kids camp at 9am was a strain. Getting somewhere by 9am is bad enough, never mind that it&#8217;s to deal with high energy kids. Ugh. Don&#8217;t get me wrong. It was a good experience. It was even fun at times, you know, when the caffeine kicked in. But kids at 9am. Dude.<\/p>\n<p>I was in &#8220;grab whatever caffeine I could find&#8221; mode, and I found a box of Tazo&#8217;s Earl Grey in my pantry. Not my favorite, but it met all the qualifications of having caffeine and being palatable.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dry<\/strong>: Overwhelmingly flowery and tart. The sort of overwhelming that makes me think this tea will be gross. All flowers. No tea. Just flowery, citrusy froo froo stuff. For an Earl, he smells like a princess.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brewing<\/strong>: Tea Bag, 8oz water, 212*F, 2m<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aroma<\/strong>: Oh THERE&#8217;s the tea. Post-brewing it smells like black tea first, tangy flowers second.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flavor<\/strong>: Black tea and a bit of citrus. Nothing like what it smelled like in the bag. Bit of a slick, oily mouthfeel. Nothing too special or crazy.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus! What I did like about this tea, is that when I got back after the camp, my kitchen smelled pleasantly of bergamot (not the overwhelming bag smell) since I left the bag on the counter.\u00a0 In fact, even after I tossed the bag in the garbage, it made my garbage smell better.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a super huge fan of Tazo tea bags, but this one did the job suitably and I was able to function at a level somewhere just above Zombie.<\/p>\n<p title=\"Teavivre: Jasmine &quot;Dragon Pearls&quot; Green Tea\"><strong>What<\/strong>: <a title=\"Earl Grey by Tazo\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Tazo-Earl-Grey-Tea-Bags\/dp\/B0000DBN1O\" target=\"_blank\">Earl Grey<\/a> by <a title=\"Tazo\" href=\"http:\/\/tazo.com\/en-us\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tazo<\/a> (the tea dust, not the full leaf)<br \/>\n<strong>Type<\/strong>: Black, Flavored<br \/>\n<strong>Cost<\/strong>: <a title=\"Earl Grey by Tazo\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Tazo-Earl-Grey-Tea-Bags\/dp\/B0000DBN1O\" target=\"_blank\">$10.99\/24 bags ($0.46\/bag)<\/a><a title=\"Teavivre: Organic Tie Guan Yin \u201cIron Goddess\u201d Oolong Tea with honey\" href=\"http:\/\/www.teavivre.com\/organic-tieguanyin-honey\/\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<\/a> <strong>Cost per Cup<\/strong>: $0.46\/cup, $0.23 if you steep twice<br \/>\n<strong>Resteeps<\/strong>: 1<br \/>\n<strong>Tea Score: <\/strong>60 &#8211; It&#8217;s tea bag Earl Grey. It&#8217;s decent.<br \/>\n<strong>Cupboard Score<\/strong>: 68 &#8211; It&#8217;s convenient, quick, and easy for a morning cup. I also don&#8217;t feel terrible about oversteeping it or just plain forgetting it as I run out the door. Not gonna cry if it&#8217;s not in my cupboard but it&#8217;s good for what it is &#8211; a quick caffeine fix.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tazo&#8217;s Earl Grey (tea bag format) was the one tea that got me through a week of instructing a martial arts kids camp. My body is very anti-mornings. Whatever it is about my chemistry, mornings are just not for me. Getting up to do a kids camp at 9am was a strain. 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